Veep news

Sep 2, 2008 at 7:14 PM
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So aside from the (thankfully) underwhelming performance of Gustav, we all know that the VP choices revealed over the past couple of weeks have been center stage in the news.

Well, I have a little VP news of my own. I've been promoted to VP of my organization. Exciting! And hopefully not as controversial. Though one never knows the sort of dirt that may get dredged up on me now.

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Yeah. The liberal media is relentless.

I wanna' make a dirt guess. Maybe it'll turn out that your marriage is fake, unbeknownst to you and your husband, and you're having (but keeping) your baby as an unwed mother!!

Huge congratulations on your promotion. You definitely seem to have some great things going on in your life.

Actually, that part is true. We aren't married. But we don't claim to be, so I'm not sure how much dirt that really yields you. Thanks!

The dirt is all in the intentions and lies. If you never claimed to be married it looses all the appeal of gossip. :-) Can you at least let it leak that you're faking a pregnancy to cover for the pregnancy of your nextdoor neighbor's daughter, or something? You're a VP now. You should behave accordingly.